I hereby solemnly swear off Wal-Mart paint.
And of course I will tell you why.
My previous post had a wonderful desk I had inherited from
my in-laws. It had beautiful lines but the wood left much to be desired, and we
decided I needed to paint it.
Being pregnant in my first trimester, I didn’t feel good. By
“didn’t feel good” I meant I was pretty sure I had picked up a case of the
plague in addition to being pregnant. I had morning sickness (no surprise since
I had that the first 6 months of my last pregnancy). I could barely stay awake
and often fell asleep while doing activities (and usually was quite confused
when I woke up and I hadn’t finished folding clothes or my forehead was hitting
the “H” key repeatedly). I also had headaches, sinus issues, and only slept a
few hours a night. Basically, if you opened “What to Expect When You’re
Expecting” I had every single thing they had listed, and usually it was
prefaced with “A small number of pregnant woman suffer from _____.” To say the
least, DIY projects were put on the back burner and just surviving the first
trimester was priority number one.
Over the past week I’ve slowly started to come out of that
first trimester fog, and actually find myself having a bit of energy. Then, I’d
walk outside into the 100+ degree weather and that would be all zapped away.
After attempting to
paint this desk twice before, but only getting as far as removing the knobs, I
decided despite the weather I was going to get it done this week while my
daughter was at grandma and grandpas. She is cute but a terrible painter. The
paint jobs are terribly uneven. I did a through sanding, and the next day was
painting day.
I have painted a ton of furniture, as you have seen on this
blog. Usually I get my paint from Ace Hardware. I feel like you get what you
pay for when it comes to paint. I was shopping for other items at Wal-Mart the
day before painting the desk and saw they had the new Gidden Paint and Primer
in One paint. It was one of Wal-Mart’s pricier paints, so I thought for simple
white, it would be just fine. Plus it would save me the trip to the hardware
store.
I was WRONG. SO WRONG.
(Side note: Wal-Mart used to carry Kitz paint, and I really
did love that paint. I had great experiences with it)
On Tuesday, I did one coat. It didn’t cover very well,
especially for being a primer too, but I could forgive that. I have found white
is a pain for coverage on dark wood…but that’s pretty much common sense.
I let the coat dry all day Wednesday (well…I say that like
it was intentional…I decided to spend my 4th in air conditioning and
not painting a desk in 105 degree weather.)
This morning, I wake to the sound of thunder. At first I’m
confused because we’re in quite the dry spell and thunder usually meant rain.
Then I ran that thought through my head again….thunder means rain…..THE DESK IS
OUTSIDE!!!! I jump out of bed, throw on some mildly appropriate clothes for public
display and run outside. It hadn’t started raining. So, I quickly move all the
desk pieces under the covered deck.
I’m thinking to myself, oh jeez. That was close. I almost
had a soaked desk. Then I’d never finish this stupid project. Then I see the
paint job on the desk top. It’s kinda bubbled in a few places..I pick at it
thinking I would just have to touch up the scuff mark, and the paint starts to
peel back. And not peel just a little bit, the ENTIRE top of the desk peels off
in one peel. I don’t know if it was the humidity, the paint was just like a latex
shell over the desk. It hadn’t adhered to the desk at all!
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This did not go over well at 6 in the morning. I said a few
choice words, I stomped my feet, threw a knob and yelled at the poor dogs who
just looked up at me like “I don’t know what those babies do to mom, but she’s certifiably
crazy.”
So, now I’ve got half a can of paint that has decided not to
do the ONE thing it’s supposed to do…paint a surface. I’ve got a desk that is
peeling off white paint like a bad sunburn. And I have to start completely
over. And it’s a billion degrees outside and I’m pregnant. Oh and I have to buy
more paint.
I hate Wal-Mart paint.